Saile/Frapples/Sivor Triple Threat Match

[Jimmy Skudd]

We join Mech Leader cruising the galaxy, and spotting an Imperial transport.
"Ooh! free information buffet!"
Ret boards the ship and starts looking around. He sees a door marked 'authorized personnel only'
"This has to be good." Ret jimmies the door open and finds a machine twice the size of Jaba, himself. He starts flipping switches and pushing buttons, until a huge vortex opens on the device. Ret gets sucked into the rift, and lands on a highway. He almost got hit by a landspeeder, but it had discs on its side, and didn't float. Ret saw a sign that said "SFM Stadium, Next Right.
"Hopefully there will be people there." He enters the parking lot to the stadium, and notices two people walking out.

Diggs- Hey Lou, great match.
Lou- Nah, one giant robot video game match is another giant robot video game match. Did you give Vader that invitation?
Ret-Hey, did you just say Vader, as in Darth Vader?
Lou- Yeah, why?
Ret- In my time, Vader was an evil mastermind, the god of the sith.
Lou- Where are you from?
Ret- Naboo, but I live on Kamino.
Diggs- Let me guess. You drive an X-Wing?
Ret- Woah! do you use the force, or something?
Diggs- Is this a joke?
Ret- No, but are you guys commentators?
Lou- Yeah.
Ret- I need you guys to come with me and call a match between Bob Frapples, Roken Sivor, and me.
(Awkward Silence)
Diggs- Ok, lets go.
Ret, Diggs, Lou get back to Komets Stadium in Tipoca City.
Diggs- Wow, nice stadium.
Ret- Thanks. I'm the commentator usually, but i need you guys to call this match for me. Get up to the booth, and I'll call out Sivor and Frapples.

[Drall Gazax]

MrLouisiana - Hello fight fans! I'm MrLouisiana...

Diggs - And I'm Diggs. We're coming to you live from...where are we coming to them live from again?

MrLouisiana - Kamino, I think it was.

Darth Vader - I feel at home.

Diggs - Yeah, yeah, Vader, get back to the judge's box.

MrLouisiana - Say, you okay down there, Q?

Q - Yes, I'm fine. Atmosphere is hospitable and everything.

Diggs - Great. Now, what's our match today, MrLouisiana.

MrLouisiana - Well, we've got a triple threat death match between, uh, Retlaw Saile, Bob Frapples, and Roken Sivor.

Diggs - Fight between very influential figures in a Star Wars universe. Is there anything more exciting?

MrLouisiana - Only killer penguins, and there would have to be alot of them.

Diggs - Anyway, while the three of them get ready, we have time for you to PM us some opinions.

[Bob Frapples]

"Bring it on!"

[Roken Sivor]

"Ur all goin down!"

[Drall Gazax]

MrLouisiana - So what do you think of the battle, Diggs?

Producer - Live in two minutes, guys.

Diggs - Eh, I don't know. I mean, the Frapples guy is a Jedi, but some of that stuff I saw the other two sneak in was impressive.

MrLouisiana - What? The other two sneaked stuff in? How did Vader not catch that?

Diggs - I think he was distracted by being here. Is it me or does he seem more evil?

MrLouisiana - He didn't choke Q again, did he?

Producer - Live in 5...4...3...2...1...

MrLouisiana - And we're back! This Kamino Komets Stadium is rather impressive folks. But enough of that, let the match begin!

Diggs - Now I think, inevitably, someone is going to be double-teamed here, but who it will be remains to be seen.

MrLouisiana - Frapples has clearly taken the initiative, running out and standing in center field. Now, since he's a Jedi, Retlaw and Roken have been provided with blasters.

Diggs - And they're putting them to good use, firing at Frapples. But he's just using the Force to knock all those blasts away.

MrLouisiana - Huh? Roken has taken out a small, machine gun-like blaster. WHOA! Look at that thing fire! Frapples can't stop all those shots, he's running as fast as he can, propelled by the Force. He's managed to prop up a section of the stadium wall to defend himself, but Roken and Retlaw are approaching...

Diggs - I think it's safe to say that Frapples has been double-teamed. Wait a minute...OH! Roken used that period of relaxed defense to shoot Retlaw in the head! We're down to just two, folks.

MrLouisiana - Roken is approaching the wall now...but Frapples is not there! Roken realizes where he is just in time, leaping out of the way as Frapples flies down from above, lightsaber first!

Diggs - I think the two have stopped messing around, as Roken draws a flamesaber. We've got a duel on our hands, folks.

MrLouisiana - And Frapples has drawn both sabers. He makes the first move, jumping down upon Roken.

Diggs - Roken blocks it, and has come up with a counter-attack. Frapples blocks it too.

MrLouisiana - Now Frapples has used the Force to knock Roken back! Fortunately, Roken flew into Q, and has escaped relatively unharmed.

Diggs - The duel has ensued again, both of them attacking relentlessly. Wait...what's going on with Retlaw's corpse?

MrLouisiana - Frapples has lifted it up and brought it crashing down on Roken! Roken cannot move!

Diggs - Frapples is raising his lightsaber and saying something. Let's get a feed down there.

Bob Frapples - Die, bitch.

BOOM!
Final Tally:
Roken Sivor - 2
Bob Frapples - 1
Retlaw Saile - 1

MrLouisiana - Well, Roken got his arm free just in time with that blaster...Frapples just wasn't paying enough attention to notice.

Diggs - If you want to see us again, just come down to SFM Stadium, conveniently located right outside the reality portal. stickmovies.proboards39.com

MrLouisiana - 'Till next time!

[Roken Sivor]

yea! take that frapples and saile!

[Jimmy Skudd]

oh, screw you guys!!!

[Roken Sivor]

ur just upset cause u lost 2 ur 2nd in command

[Roken Sivor]

ok next fight

[Drall Gazax]

Retlaw's job, not mine.

[Bob Frapples]

dude that was gay!

[Roken Sivor]

now that he is gone u can

[Bob Frapples]

this doesnt need any more replys...

locked

PS: that was really gay