Master Chief vs. Samus Aran

[Drall Gazax]

Darth Graflo - I'm telling you, the Covenant from Halo and the Space Pirates from Metroid are the same species!

Cridosa Quarto - No way. The Covenant can talk and the Pirates can't. All I've heard them do is roar.

Darth Graflo - Just because they make horrendous noises when a bounty hunter begins to kill them doesn't mean they can't talk.

Cridosa Quarto - Dude, we're on!

Darth Graflo - Uh, welcome to Yavin 4 Stadium! I'm Darth Graflo...

Cridosa Quarto - And I'm Cridosa Quarto! Today, those two alien-stomping, armor-wearing heroes Samus Aran and Master Chief go head-to-head!

Darth Graflo - That's right! We've placed them at opposing ends of an unneccesarily complicated fortress, and they have to get to the end before the other. They have to get to the center to, uh, warn humanity, or blow up a core, or something like that, then escape after entering the oddly easily self-destruct code!

Cridosa Quarto - It would be unfair of us to make those aliens the Flood, the Covenant, the Space Pirates, or the Metroid. So, instead, we have a much darker, more evil alien species in there today. Teletubby clones! Thousands upon thousands of Teletubby clones!

Darth Graflo - So you guys better pray we don't end up with a tie, or these unholy creations of pure evil and spite shall take over the Universe!

Cridosa Quarto - We have time for some of your opinions while the two get here on their kick-ass ships.

[Drall Gazax]

Darth Graflo - Great opinions, guys. Samus and Master Chief have both arrived, and entered the fortress.

Cridosa Quarto - Samus is taking advantage of her morph ball mode and scan visor to get through the fortress, while Master Chief is taking advantage of his...uh...hey look! He's shooting Teletubbies!

Darth Graflo - We made sure each part of the fortress was tailored to their abilities. Samus's part has lots of puzzles occasionally peppered with a room full of the Teletubbies, while Master Chief's is chock full of shooting fun!

Cridosa Quarto - It's a bit of slow going, but the two have made their way to the core. They've seen each other for the first time, but instead of fighting, they seem to know that they're working towards the same goal. So, they do...whatever it is they came to do, and activate the self-destruct sequence.

Darth Graflo - A new door has opened leading to an escape tunnel. They're running through, side by side, killing any and all Teletubbies unfortunate enough to get in their way! Samus is able to get some of the tougher doors open, while Master Chief is providing some excellent back up. No child would be the same after this, I can tell you that.

Cridosa Quarto - They've come to a large pit. Samus is offering to take him across by means of her grappling beam, but Master Chief says he'll figure it out on his own.

Darth Graflo - So, as Samus grapples across, Master Chief tries to figure out a way. But the Teletubbies are closing in, and he's running out of ammo!

Cridosa Quarto - Oh noes! One of the Teletubbies got close, and now he's holding him in a big hug! Master Chief will be hard-pressed to recover from that one.

Darth Graflo - The Teletubby released him, but Master Chief collapsed and fell into the pit! Well, I guess that's the end for him.

Cridosa Quarto - Meanwhile, Samus has reached her ship, and took off just before the entire fortress exploded!

BOOM!
Final Tally:
Samus Aran - 3
Master Chief - 1
Metallica - 1

Darth Graflo - You think Samus would like me?

Cridosa Quarto - One of those Teletubby corpses would look better than you if you even tried one of your lame pick-up lines, man.

[Roken Sivor]

who voted Metallica? and my famous trademark, being the only person 2 vote for the loser.

[Bob Frapples]

o yea Samus won!

[Darth Spellca]

Tellitubies suck so [glow=red,2,300]kill them all!!![/glow]